i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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