is your mom at the bar?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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