Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after