GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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