i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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