Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
time to smoke my breakfast
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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