fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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