it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.