did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet