I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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