I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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