why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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