I need help removing her.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
