i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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