I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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