I don't think brook has ever known best
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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