Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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