I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
