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go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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