in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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