wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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