And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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