Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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