all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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