why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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