I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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