This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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