just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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