This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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