The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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