he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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