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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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