FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My ass is underappreciated
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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