I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.