Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Less talking, more tequila
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.