someone get that fucking seahorse.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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