What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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