Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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