I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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