bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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