dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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