3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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