His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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