CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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