fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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