Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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