the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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