just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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