what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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