yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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