What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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