Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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