laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm just crazy horny about you
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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