So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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