Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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