I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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