How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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