dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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