why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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