Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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